Weekly Roundup: Death Drops, Plasma Ops, Naughty Scenes and FrankenBeans


“There is nothing to fear but fear itself…..and Vagazzle Vajazzle. “


What? Yep. Here’s a wrap-up of this week’s insanity -in case you  missed it.

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Thinking about hitting BlogHer ’10 in NYC this weekend? Yeah, me too. Pondering the age-old dilemma, “To Va-jazzle, or not to Va-jazzle…” Yeah, me too. But in the wise words of  my dear friend LiveGreenMom, “Oh, my! My va-jay-jay doesn’t need to be dazzling anymore. Whoever heard of blinging out down there?..” So that settles that. Or does it?

Hmm..heart? star? Aha! Planet Earth it is.........Clever, talented mover & shaker Jacqueline Wilson of WriteRams weighs in on this important topic.

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With the ridiculously silly sexy vibe slinking around GreenBeans HQ this week, it was only natural that some of us got a little TOO touchy feely…

Yes, the crazy ads continue- this little menage et trois included a bit of wholesale, retail and hardcore humor. AND SOMWHERE in  all that debauchery is an ad for the HTC Touch xv6900 (69!!??) – with music- the dirty kind….HTC touch

Is it getting hot in here?

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Now for something REALLY HOT. Hotter than hot. Vaporizing.

It’s no secret that I, Petunia GreenBeans am a big fan of sharing green goodness across the web from Twitter to Facebook to Tumblr. My inner eco-geek could not resist the heat of this amazing innovation, and Greenopolis.com was kind enough to feature my piece:

Science Fiction, eh? Nah. It’s Plasma baby, and It’s Now.

Could this be the ultimate plastic pollution solution? Remember kids, Plasma can also be used as a very dangerous weapon. And popcorn popper. Anyone remember this?

See the complete article here…

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What’s sexier than an Eco Hero? An Eco Hero in leather..and studs. Oh yeah.

It’s true. He may look like a bad-ass rock star/tough-as-nails biker dude- but this entomologist is really a big softy- especially when it comes to animals.

And the Eco Hero Award goes to… an exterminator?

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Now the problem with looking at steamy scenes, especially on your wireless device- is that in the heat of the moment, you can lose your grip. Lucky we’re here to save the day….

From the life of cell phones, another deep, dark secret REVEALED!

Will my brain pop like popcorn? Are they cloning my phone? Is my battery going to explode? Was my PDA “Frankenstein-ed”? Maybe. All these mysteries revealed (VIOLA!)

In this episode we will explore the solutions, debunk the myths and get down to the soggy bottom of what to do if your wireless device takes a death drop into the doodoo can.  Read the complete article at Squidoo

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Too late? Sorry, we tried to get here as soon as possible. Luckily we can fix it. We have the technology- and the parts- thanks to Doctor FrankenBeans. Whether you tinker, or you are a full blown cellular repair center, Doctor FrankenBeans has the goods for you. Walk THIS way….

It’s Alive!!!! Dr FrankenBean’s Wholesale Body Parts: Half Off!

It's Alive!!!!

Wait a minute..what?

Yep.

Shrouded in anti-static armor, clipping and stripping… leaving a trail of dismembered bodies in your wake?

Oh yeah, you’re our kind of mad-scientist.

And we’ve got the goods for you!

So…was it good for YOU? 😉

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About Petunia GreenBeans

Hello! I'm the Founder and Chief seed planter of my GreenBeans Dream. Have any questions, fire away! More you say? Okay...you asked for it: Earth lovin', E-cyclin', Guitar strummin', Kid snugglin' closet fiction writer/addict steeped in the Wireless Industry since beepers were the rage. Stuck on changing the world a little bit at a time. Not foolin'. Proud member of Run-On Sentencers Anonymous ;) How about you?
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